January 25 – 12:15PM – Agra.

Sitting, once again, on a rooftop café looking at the Taj off in the distance. Over the rooftops the building looks striking, but our tour inside the building and around the grounds today was something that I will remember forever. To have any of my words do any justice to the experience itself would be futile. It is definitely one of those things that you have to see with your own eyes to truly know. We planned to have the Taj as the climax to our trip and it definitely has been a marking point over the last two weeks as well as a marker in life. The 23 hour train ride and crappy hotel in a mostly crappy town is by far worth it and I’m no Robert Frost but the Taj is more than a beautiful ring on the very dirty hand of Agra.


We took all the requisite photos of ourselves around the building (seems like too inferior of a word, building), standing together, standing separate, from the right side, from the left, with sunglasses on, sunglasses off and then just sat at a distance and contemplated the architecture and beauty of the white marble building.
Here’s a little history and info about the Taj. First off, while it looks like a palace, it is actually a tomb. The Shah Jahan, who also founded the city of Delhi, built the Taj as a final resting place for his favorite wife, Empress Mumtaz Mahal, who was one of his many wives and concubines, but, as try I said, his favorite. She died giving birth to his, well he had many wives, so more accurately, her 14th child. The name Taj Mahal is a shortening of her first name down to the last three letters, Taz, and then of course Mahal, her last. It took 20,000 men over 20 years to build the Taj in 1632. Upon Shah Jahan's death, he was entombed next to his favorite wife in the buildings mausoleum. And you can thank Rough Guides for that history lesson.

We are moving on to Delhi by train at 2:00PM today. Tomorrow is Republic Day in Delhi, in all of India actually, sort of a 4th of July type holiday here I guess, so we will be there for that. Party.

I also just remembered a funny occurrence that Kevin told me he experienced yesterday while checking into the hotel. Kevin was finalizing the formalities of check in with the hotel front desk guy when the guy handed him the room key and started telling Kevin all of the things that came with the room. It went something like this, “Mr. Kevin, we provide soap, toilet paper, towel and bird seed.” Kevin said, “Uh, alright, I could be into feeding some birds.” But then the desk guy said, “Oh woops, sorry, my English not so good. Bed sheets not bird seed.” Funny stuff, maybe you had to be there. One thing that might have been useful in Agra was some monkey repellent. We didn’t have any encounters, but yesterday a waiter gave us a “monkey bat” in case monkeys tried to attack our dinner or something. Alright, that’s it for now.

January 25 – 9:05PM – Delhi.

Fucking intense, profane language completely necessary. I am now off the pedestrian, tuk tuk, and street hawker snarled streets of the Paharanj neighborhood of Delhi and in the calm of the rooftop cafe of our decent hotel, Hotel Vivek. The peace and cold beer is calming my nerves from the mission I just went on.

I went out while Kevin was showering because he hadn’t showered for three days because our shower in Agra was ice cold. I speak from experience. This evening I went out to find a wine shop due to the rumors that we have heard that no alcohol is sold tomorrow on Republic Day and I am an American and I like beer with my fireworks. Our taxi driver from the train station to our hotel told us that there will be a huge parade with soldiers and tanks and missiles parading down Delhi’s main road. Sounds awesome, sounds more awesome with beer and I am on vacation so I will fully partake.

So, as I said, I went out to find beer. On my way I was intercepted by a guy who wanted me to come into his shop and have a look. I said no many, many times but somehow still ended up sitting in his shop. Why? I wish I knew but it happened. I thought I was a pro at street hawker counter attacks. His shop was actually down a narrow street and then up a dark narrow staircase with a stream of water flowing down the steps. My spider sense was off the charts walking up the stairs and my fists were clenched, ready for anything. This felt like a bad situation and I thought I was going down. Thankfully the stairs actually did lead to a small dusty shop so that was a relief for the moment. Anyways, he showed me his goods and I told him that they all looked very nice but that I wasn’t interested. He then busted out a large chunk of hashish. Now I know I tried the bhang lassi in Udaipur but I try to stay away from the dope so I politely said, “No thank you.” He was very persistent and the only thing I could think of to do to get out of his shop was tell him that if he showed me where the wine shop was I would buy him a beer. He led me on a mile or so long journey that I thought would never end through the crowded and narrow backstreets of the neighborhood. The thought crossed my mind that he was leading me to a place where his buddies could jump out and rob me so I was also ready for that. I’m a pretty trusting person but this guy just had a very shady feeling about him. We eventually did make it to the wine shop and it was a total mad house inside, packed with people trying to stock up before tomorrow, shouting, pushing, and squeezing their way to get what they wanted. I had my wallet in my hand and a gentleman in the shop told me to put it away because pickpockets were rife in the area even though the wallet is attached by a chain to my belt. I got what I came for, bought my friend with the hashish a Kingfisher Strong for his troubles and then got lost on the way back trying to find our hotel. I eventually made it and am now sitting and relaxing so it’s all good. Gonna eat and then maybe walk around for a little bit. We’ll check out the parade tomorrow. Times are good.

January 26 – 2:30PM – Vivek Hotel, Delhi.

Kicking back at our hotel, relaxing after walking a couple miles to the parade area around The India Gate. Feeling pretty worn out from all of the traveling and intensity of India in general, but morale is still high. We’ll probably just take it easy for the rest of the day though.
Earlier in the day we tried to walk down to the Republic Day Parade but got there a little late, 11:30AM or so and just sort of missed it. I guess you have to get there really early in the morning to be let into the parade area because the police wouldn’t let us pass through the barricades even though the parade was in full action a few blocks away. Who knew? Everything worked out though because we got to see military choppers, bombers, and a bunch of jets doing flyovers. We also lucked out as we were hanging out with the parade stragglers at The Gate because we caught a convoy of tanks and missile launcher things heading back to wherever their staging areas were. That was cool because while we have air shows in the US and stuff like that, we never parade tanks and missiles down main streets Korean or Russian style. Quick note, yes The India Gate has a similar name to The Gateway of India in Bombay but is different as they are obviously in different cities and 900 miles apart. The India Gate in Delhi was built as a memorial to fallen Indian soldiers and looks similar to The Arc De Triumph in Paris which its design was based on.













So Delhi is another dirty city. Garbage is strewn over the broken and irregular sidewalks. Hoards of people are everywhere. The homeless sleep in rows right on the main thoroughfares. I had an interesting experience in the Indian version of a port-a-potty which was just a little stand made up of a few sheet metal cubicles and nothing more, set up on the side of a main boulevard. Everything just goes directly onto the dirt. It’s a crazy way of life. Kevin and I are enjoying our time here, though sort of proud that we have made it toward the end of our trip and can consider ourselves true backpacking vets. We have succeeded at India and can now add another continent to the list.

January 27 – 9:50AM – Delhi.

My body is slowly collapsing inwards and outwards at the same time and with exactly the same pressure on both sides. My hands are shaking and my eyes are slightly hazy with the smog of the horizon becoming part of my permanent vision. A tuk tuk horn constantly blasts in my ears and the smell of human excrement follows me everywhere. Well… that’s an over exaggeration and all things considered I feel pretty good but I am ready for the peace and stability of San Francisco again.

We didn’t do a whole lot yesterday after the parade except hang back at the café and drink a couple beers. We just needed some solace from the outside world for a little bit. I was reminded of my love for San Francisco by a traveling American we met last night named Linda. She was born and raised in my neighborhood and it was good to talk about all the great restaurants and bars in SF, Shanghai Dumpling King, Pizza Orgasmica, Schroeder’s downtown… It is strange how in the beginning of this trip we sort of shied away from talking to Americans because we knew exactly what they would have to say and because we were, and still are, looking for new perspectives. But we have become a little more open now and with all of the unfamiliar that we see every day it is good to be able to love the city where you choose to make your home. I can’t wait to walk down my own street.

Not to make it sound like we aren’t into the trip or India or whatever anymore because I love every minute of it but I think we have sort of been moving into relaxation-vacation mode more in the last few days. Well actually even though we say we want to relax we still end up doing much more than we would do on any given weekend back home so… I guess now we’re just making sure to try to squeeze in a little bit of nothing at the end of the day to soothe our nerves. For instance, despite walking around all day yesterday Kevin and Linda and I tried to go out last night to a sort of far away neighborhood that had a hookah place called Lounge Lizards where they play lounge music from what our guide book said. To make a long story short we got into a tuk tuk, the driver said he knew where the hookah place was but then couldn’t find it because he most definitely did not know where it was. We asked many people on the streets if they knew the place but had no success. We gave up after buzzing around the dark streets of Delhi and were thoroughly chilled to the bone by the brisk Delhi night. We showed up back at the place where we started an hour earlier, the front of our hotel, with no hookah and 500 rupees lighter for the trip. In the end it was all good because we had some delightful conversation on the ride.

And despite trying to do the relax thing that I have been talking about, today we are actually going to try and see some more sights around town. We’ll most likely go check out the Red Fort that was the home of the Shah Jahan, then to the Jama Masjid which is a mosque that has large minarets that you can walk up with a view of the entirety of Delhi, then to a rough guides recommended authentic local restaurant with good meat dishes even though I have been eating mutton nearly every meal and then, to finish it off, we’ll head to the spice bazaar if we can find it.

January 27 – 7:15PM – Vivek Hotel Restaurant once again, Delhi.

I had my doubts about Delhi. I hadn’t seen as much urban character here as in the other cities we’ve been to, but my eyes were open for anything. Our day today started off with a tour of the Red Fort which, according to the guide books, is a Delhi must see. I have to say, unfortunately, that I wasn’t all that impressed with it, it was just a bunch of pagodas set amongst some walls and other buildings. One cool thing though was the museum inside that housed a bunch of artifacts, the most interesting being a letter from a British colonel written in the 1800’s that requested orders for future troop movements. It essentially asked for more men and also if the commander required the regiment to either take their time toward their destination or to “make haste” and double time it although their llamas where tired. Other than that, I’d say skip it unless you have a bunch of days here. Sorry Red Fort.

After the Red Fort we crossed the street to the Jama Masjid mosque to climb the minarets but decided to pass on it after deciding we weren’t into taking our shoes off and getting our precious last few clean pairs of socks dirty on the Delhi ground. We started walking off to find the spice market but about 25 feet from the bottom of the mosque steps an older gentleman struck up a conversation with me and before we knew it we were on a walking tour of the back roads and alleys of Old Delhi.

I am now an expert at repelling street hawkers and touts but some are just too good for my powers. The walking tour gentleman pretty much didn’t stop talking and pointing out things that were interesting and the tours of old havelis and secret/non-touristy areas of the spice market that he described actually caught my attention as something that might be cool so I decided that even though I was already on the tour I would actually willingly take part. It was now official or at least I wouldn’t be running away when the time came to discuss payment.

In the interest of condensing a four hour walking tour down to a few paragraphs I’ll just say that the price of the tour was well worth the things that we saw because most everything was down such narrow paths and up such dark stairwells that we as outsiders would never have dared to have explored them on our own. My opinion of Delhi has been redeemed! There were two parts to the tour. The first encompassed walking down the narrow streets of the Old Delhi neighborhood and stopping at a handful, maybe two handfuls of old havelis which are large 500 year old courtyarded houses built by rich merchants and spice traders back in the day. We saw some great ones with intricately carved teak and sandstone entranceways, with gods and elephants worked into the design. One of the best parts of this, besides the history which I really liked, was that we actually got to open the haveli doors and go into the courtyards. In India people have a general trust of those around them, so no one had a problem letting us look around. I also imagine or hope that they got a little kick down from the guide for being so friendly. Walking into these places and looking at the ancient stone and wood work and trying to imagining all of the history that is held within the courtyard walls was amazing. All of them are still inhabited to this day. One of the interesting facts that our guide told us about was that in Old Delhi you can tell how old the houses are by how high off of the streets the haveli entrance ways are. A 500 year old Haveli will have steps leading five or six feet up off of the street to the main door to accommodate the flooding that was once a problem before there was any municipal drainage systems implemented. Now that the floods are not an issue the doorways are situated much lower to street level.

About halfway into the tour we stopped at a Jain temple that is known for its intricate artwork inside portraying the life of one of their 24 or so gods. Great stuff, very old and very detailed and colorful. The atmosphere inside was immeasurably peaceful.


From there we moved on to the spice market which is the largest such wholesale spice market in all of Asia. Seeing the market along with the havelis is what made Delhi amazing for me. We started on the sugar street which was made up of many small storefronts selling piles and piles of sugar, all set out in the open in large basket type containers. According to our guide there were no less than sixteen different types of sugar sold there, all made exclusively from sugarcane. Our guide was grabbing samples of sugar left and right for us and we tasted most of everything, also something that we wouldn’t have experienced on our own. There were dark amber balls of molasses tasting sugar, pinches of sweet refined cane, golden chunks of fibrous sweet sugar that melted in your mouth instantly and even a white jello like form of the stuff. The latter was very moist and slightly disconcerting at first but super sweet. All very awesome.

We moved down the street to the chili market wholesale place in a huge haveli filled with spice dealers. To get to it we traveled down dungeon-like corridors, squeezed by men carrying huge burlap sacks on their backs and stepped over shopkeepers' displays of cardamom and every other spice that you can imagine. Once inside the red chili market my nose started to burn from the pungent and very intense aroma of tons and tons of huge bags of chilies surrounding us. This was definitely a place that we would never have found without a guide because of the labyrinth of corridors, nor would we have been comfortable barging into such a back roads location alone even though everyone inside was friendly and for the most part didn’t even pay much attention to us.

Our guide showed us toward a dark stairwell with a very potent overpowering aroma of 400 years of chili ground into the cement by 400 years of millions of feet stepping upon them. It is a smell that you can feel on your skin and that clears your sinuses instantly. The stairway led three stories up to a rooftop balcony that overlooked the entire spice district and the Red Fort about two miles off in the distance where we started our tour. The beauty of the crowded streets with people moving around in the hazy afternoon light was a fitting climax to a great day.

After admiring the beauty of the city at sunset we made our way down to the main area of the spice district and saw as well as tasted masses of tamarind, masala, saffron, every type of curry, dates, nuts, and on and on. Beautiful colors and an olfactory experience like I have never had. The cost of the tour wasn’t cheap and I’ll refrain from quoting it here mostly out of embarrassment, especially considering that we sort of just fell into it but it was very much worth the price none the less. One word of advice on touring India that I can give is to not tell people the truth about what you do for employment because once they hear you say something like finance and television they charge accordingly. It's all good though because in India the have’s support the have-nots as there is no welfare system. Even though I am not rich by American standards I have much more than most in here. I probably fed our guide, whose name was Anil by the way, and his family for at least a week.

Alright, that’s it for now. It’s pretty cold in Delhi so Kevin and I are planning on going out and looking for some terrible sweaters, the uglier the better. Today is our last complete day in India.

And now… “Kevin and Matt’s End All, Be All, Best of Everything India 2011.”

Best Restaurant as a Whole Including Atmosphere
Ambrai in Udaipur overlooking the palace and lake at sunset.




















Best Meal

Paneer masala at an unidentifiable rooftop restaurant in Udaipur and omelets from the street
cart Omelet Man with Pranav in Baroda.




















Best Beer

Kingfisher by default.

























Best Whiskey

Signature, also probably by default.
















Best Hotel

Lal Ghat Guesthouse, Udaipur.
















Best Experience

Kite festival in Baroda followed by a close second riding motorcycles through the Thar Desert in Jaisalmer.













Most Shocking Experience

People pooing on the street pretty much everywhere.

Dirtiest Place
Rest stop, AKA dirtiest place in the world, on the road between Ranakpur Jain Temple and Jodhpur.

Best View
Kumbalgar Palace. Also the air tram mountain in Udaipur and Chowpatty beach in Bombay.





































Hottest Chick
Laura from England.

Coolest Dude

Hemant in Jaisalmer.

Coolest Chick

Linda from SF, although you're beautiful too.

Best Must See

The Taj.




















Most Uncomfortable Experience

Can’t tell you.

Best Souvenir

My destroyed shoes.

















Best Sunset

Sunrise over the mosques in the blue city Jodhpur.




















Best Speakers
Mini speaks.
















Best Guide Book

Rough Guides.

Best Novel to Read While Traveling India
Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie.

Delhi or Bombay?
Bombay.

Longest Train Trip
Jaisalmer to Agra, 24 hours.

Worst Hostel
Agra but I won’t hate by saying the name.

Best Rip-Off
One hour freezing tuk tuk ride in a big circle to nowhere for 500 rupees.

Best Deal
India as a continent.

January 29, 2011 – 2:40AM Mid-Air.

And… We… Are… Off. It has been two and a half weeks since we first packed on to a plane like sardines and took off from San Francisco, last slept in the Delhi airport in a McDonalds booth, last didn’t-know-what-to-expect from a massive continent and one billion people and we have now come full circle.

Kevin and I once again returned to the familiar yet once very unfamiliar Delhi Airport where we sat wondering and anticipating what the coming weeks would hold for us. So many weeks later it seems like so many experiences have been packed into the days we were in India that it feels impossible that we did so much in such a short period of time. One of the most important things is that we survived and that we are still alive or not maimed which is always a bonus but never a guarantee in a third worldish country. I wasn’t even sure we’d make it after we hit our second day of continuous travel just getting out of the US. We did it.

My most general observation about travel in India is that it isn’t easy. As “travel vets” we’d heard that just getting from point A to point B, even if point B is just down the street from point A can be brutal. After traveling 36 hours by plane to get here and then hopping immediately on a train for another seven hours north to Baroda, or with train trips that fill entire days, eight hour late arrivals, facing aggressive street merchants, pan handlers, drivers and holy cows I can say that the rumors are completely true. Moving from one side of the city to the other in a tuk tuk, squeezing through the seething humanity and Indian traffic or night bazaars can make you feel like an ant in an ant farm and also make you appreciate the relative peace of a rooftop restaurant of peaceful park like you never knew you could. But I am rambling now, maybe because it is so late or maybe because of the futile desire to try and put the experience of India into words. Nothing I can say can make the reader understand, see, hear, taste, smell, or feel what it is like to be immersed in India. It is nowhere near possible.



Before I close I’ll say that our last day in India was a good one and we kept it full just like every one of the last 18 days. I’ll try to keep it brief. This morning we met back up with our Linda from SF who surprisingly showed up again in the hotel restaurant because of a canceled train. We rented a tourist car for the day and checked off a few of the sites from our guide book that we wanted to see before we left Delhi. It was an overall peaceful outing. We saw King Humayun's Tomb with it’s quite and well maintained gardens and pleasant flowing waterways before moving on to the Baha’i church or as it is more commonly known, the Lotus Temple. The Temple was one of the few examples of modern architecture that we have seen on this trip. It was built in 1986 as opposed to Humayun’s Tomb which was built in 1562. The Lotus Temple is really just a functioning modern church but worth checking out because of the unique architecture, as you can guess it is designed to look like a blossoming lotus flower, but also for the intense sanctious aura that you feel when you're inside listening to people singing and reciting verses from various religious texts. The Baha’i religion bills itself as an all encompassing religion that forms its belief systems by combining all of the world’s faiths into a single religion. It was a cool visit but sort of too religiousy for me and had kind of strange undertone of being sort of cultish. Good though, don’t skip it because of that.

From the modern Lotus Temple we moved onto the Qutb Minar Complex which is a large group of very old buildings centered around a sandstone obelisk used as a minaret by Muslim muezzins to call their people to prayer. Construction was started in 1193 and finished in 1368. The minaret stands 238 tall and is covered with intricate carvings of verses from the Qur’an. It was built as a marker to the new Muslim domination of Delhi back in the day. Definitely a huge contrast to the modern cement design of the Lotus Temple.

We caught diner at a local Indian joint that was tasty and did not fail to be the usual intense dining-out-in-local-institutions experience. Good food. Eating messy butter chicken off the bone with no utensils is fun and, as is standard, the hygiene practices were the usual, bringing naan to your table directly in the waiters hand and the cleaning of chicken in the kitchen uncomfortably near the floor with a garden hose. Shocking if you are not used to seeing this. We were not shocked and my stomach has been good the entire trip.

So… India. Incredible India. Such a great experience as it has been I am sad that it is over but also glad and thankful to go back to San Francisco. Being in India, even just visiting but most definitely living as a resident, plant, animal, human, whatever, is a battle. It is life simplified and complicated to its most basic, the need to survive. This is apparent on the streets, in the shanty towns, next to the railroad tracks, in the lives of people scratching out an existence all around you. One billion people, poor, very poor or immeasurably rich do it every day multiplied by thousands upon thousands upon thousands. To the brief and ephemeral visitor, this way of life on its face, may seem to be a cutthroat existence, being pushed out of the way in line, a cough in your face, a crowd moving around a dirty and sad looking beyond homeless person without taking notice of them… with all of this there is a concern for fellow human beings that you don’t feel anywhere else in the world that I have been to. People look you in the eyes on the street and connect with you, sometimes for way too long, but it is because of this unexplainable connection with humanity that they look. And even though you are part of the one billion indefinable crowd, there is more of a bond with those around you, not a fear to look into someone’s eyes or feel a stranger next to you and actually make a connection with them. India is a place where, because you are packed shoulder to shoulder on a train or sitting less than a foot away from a person in a restaurant booth, a connection is impossible to avoid. But I still think that it is something even deeper. To survive here you have to look out for your brothers and sisters. The delicate infrastructure of the crumbling city streets would collapse without this connection and no one would survive without the help of those around them. I have felt this all over India and am thankful that this distinct Indian perspective has been introduced into my life. I have definitely learned from it. It will be something that I keep with me forever.