January 20 – 10:05AM – Driving.
January 20 – 7:30PM – Jodhpur.
I’ve got many things to write about so I’ll get started with last nights evening in Udaipur. We started off watching the sunset over the lake from our hotel balcony and chatted with some women that we had met earlier, two British girls named Liv and Laura and a girl from Holland named Rose.
As I mentioned, the James Bond Movie Octopussy (ahem) was shot in town, so many of the restaurants play the movie at night. We wandered next door to our hotel where the film was playing and sat in front of an old TV and a DVD player that skipped so much that it condensed the entire film down to about 45 minutes. It was all good because we saw the parts that were shot in town anyways. The scenes were comprised of a pretty awesome tuk tuk chase through the narrow city streets, with ridiculous jumps, knife fights, fire walking and explosions. There were also several scenes shot in the palace where James Bond of course used his 007 techniques to easily seduce several enemy women. Oh James! We sat around for awhile after the movie, finishing off some beers and chatting with the ladies. My 007 techniques are slightly lower in skill level than Bond’s.
We woke up early the next day (today) and caught a rented car to see the fort and temple in the Indian countryside and then move on to Jodhpur. The drive was very windy, through hills and down bumpy roads but very cool because we got to see what the life of rural farmers in India is like. While the surrounding hills were dry and rocky the small valleys were fertile with trees and terraced crops fed by intricate waterways that seemed to do the job well as far as I can tell from the greenness of the crops. The whole system is dependent on water wheels turned by cows and oxen walking in circles, nudged along by men sitting on their backs with a small stick. We quickly buzzed through the rock walled countryside, goat herds and one-street towns populated by traditionally dressed men in bright pink turbans and women dressed in electric pink, red, and orange saris carrying large baskets of goods on their heads.
Our first stop was at a fort perched high on a very defendable mountain rock outcropping called Kumbalgarh. It was constructed in the 1400’s. This thing was pretty cool, with massive sandstone walls surrounding it. Over the hundreds of years that the fort was functioning as a home to its inhabitants it was only overtaken once by a warrior general named Akbar. He was successful by poisoning the water supply. We climbed a steep cobblestone path leading up to the main palace which had absolutely breathtaking views of the flat desert plains fifty or so miles below. Very cool and worth the drive if you can handle the long trip to get there. With the next stop that we would make included, the total trip time was about ten hours between hotels.
After the fort we made a quick stop at a Jain temple… what is Jain? Mmmm, all I know is that Jains don’t eat garlic and I that it is a religion older than Buddhism. The temple we stopped at was carved from white marble and was made up of several wings supported by hundreds of columns with small intricate carvings on them of elephants and gods and the like. It was very peaceful inside.
After hanging out at the temple for a bit we descended out of the forested and monkey laden hills and hit the flat dry planes of the Thar Desert. This area of India can best and most accurately be described with one perfect word, dusty. The ride became semi brutal at this point with the dust from the large and brightly decorated Indian versions of semi trucks kicking up dirt and sand, most of which went straight into our un-air-conditioned car windows and is still crunching between my teeth as I sit here and eat naan and chicken masala for dinner.
It is worth describing a pit stop we made at a truck stop/garbage dump/roadside-pee-area (minus the actual bathroom)/town where our driver took a break to get a chai tea. This place was completely destroyed with garbage strewn everywhere, cows eating the garbage, all types of excrement and the smells to go with it, as well as the ever present dust from passing trucks and exhaust in your face. If you have ever been appalled by Tijuana or a similar place then multiply that by about at least three or four, no kidding.
That’s about it up until now. Like I said we are in Jodhpur which is called the blue city because its buildings are painted light blue to repel the desert heat and also because the blue color somehow repels mosquitoes.
Kevin is definitely sick. As I stopped by the room to wash my hands before diner he was having a good puke in the toilet. I’ll try to get him a banana from the street market when I take a look around town this evening. Leaving for Jaisalmer by car tomorrow at 8:00AM.
January 22 – 10:45AM – Jaisalmer.
After a few drinks with the boss Hemant, and his second in command, Al Pacino (why do they always give themselves these names, we met Tony Montana in Brazil?) I actually ended up with a few blankets which I needed anyways for my bed. I don’t know if the whiskey thing was an actual selling tactic but it worked and I do believe that Hemant did just truly want to chat. If he sold some stuff while he was at it that was a bonus for him. We had some great conversation about world views and everything else that comes up because of whiskey so it was all worth it. Hemant even invited us back the next day to drink whiskey again with him. Maybe we’ll stop by.
Just a follow up on Kevin’s health. He is back to 100%. I however have my traditional traveling runny nose that leaks like a faucet but I am powering through. Today we might just kick back, walk around, drink a beer or two and enjoy life.
January 22 – 5:45PM – Shahi Palace, Jaisalmer.
We were in the middle of nowhere, nothing around but the road in front of us, weaving through goat herds in our path, farmers waving at us with huge smiles on their faces, amused to see two white dudes with the balls to drive on their crazy roads and miles and miles of sand in every direction. I can say that it definitely wasn’t the safest way to spend the day but worth it over and over. Thank (G/g)od(s) we survived.
January 23 – 4:45PM – Train to Agra.
Oh, and I also just remembered that Hemant and Al Pacino exposed Kevin and I to the three people on a motorcycle thing that we have been seeing on the streets. Hemant offered us a ride back to our hotel and when we went outside he got on his motorcycle and said, “Get on.” Kevin and I looked at each other, a little confused, but then Hemant said, “Get on.” again and we said, “Both of us?” and Hemant said, “Of course.” Definitely not cool to be straddling Kevin, but again, another of those “not in the US experiences” that we have been having so often.
January 24 – 2:10PM – Somewhere between Jaipur and Agra, hopefully very near Agra.
I really want a shower.
Life in India
And while it may seem cutthroat here, seeing the poor ignored, being pushed out of the way in line, being stared at for way too long or being crammed into a train car, I think that it is exactly this crowded and difficult way of life that makes people actually more connected to those around them, they are comfortable to stare, they’re interested in others because in India you can’t cut yourself off from those around you, humanity is always right in your face. You have no choice but to embrace the magnitudes of people... otherwise you’ll go crazy. Indians care about those around them and are interested in them. They say hello, they ask questions. When you are at all times three inches from another person this connection may come easier, but I think it is both something more complex yet less complicated happening together at the same time. It helps them survive. This street level humanitarianism is just the way the culture is, it is a paradigm that has been working for these people for thousands of years and one that helps them to get through the daily battle of survival every day. It is necessary here more than anywhere else.
This is, at the simplest level, why I travel, to find these new perspectives and ways of life that I can perhaps imagine but would never imagine that I could actually see. I think the concern and interest in others here is definitely a good thing, but would I want to live as the Indians do? Could I if I even wanted to? It’s hard to say and I’ll probably lean towards probably not, but I have definitely learned something from the connection between individuals in the masses of India. It is something that I take and will hopefully make a part of who I am.
January 24 – 10:05PM – Agra.
As you can tell from my description, while the Taj is epic beautiful, the area around it is pretty crap. Not much to say except that it has barely standing feel and the town is thousands of miles below in comparison to the Taj with its dusty dirt streets and brown function-over-any-thought-of-form buildings. The street hawkers are ruthless here but not a problem if you know how to deal with them. Our guesthouse is the worst we have stayed in so far in India. I won’t even say its name because I don’t want to hate on it and its owners. Haven’t showered yet either so pretty dirty right now, but even with all of this complaining and criticism, would I want to be anywhere else right now? No.
We’ll wake up early tomorrow and tour the Taj.
